In other news, the issue we’ve been having with Member’s Only posts seems to be resolved. If you can’t see a Member’s Only post and you’ve got a membership please let us know and we can now fix it fairly quickly. I’ve left this post open so that you can see it and reach out if you’re having an issue. You can test it with this post. Finally, if you’re not a member, it’s not too late to sign up for a membership. My other excuse of the car followed me home, can I keep it didn’t work. No reason this one shouldn’t. does happy dance Starts refreshing my inbox like mad Issue for any other members: Commenting name defaulted to my actual name, couldn’t change in Mful. Resolution: Email tips@theautopian.com with your preferred user name and Matt will lovingly respond/make changes. https://www.onehellofatown.com/product/31-gts Worth. Every. Penny. And if it’s anything like the Saab grille badge, your minds will truly be blown. Instructions for use: 1. Tear open the top of package and remove psghetti, sauce sachet, and reusable strainer. Set aside packaging for later use. Note: Do not open sauce sachet yet. 2. Place strainer disk over drain and place psghetti and sachet in bathing vessel. If vessel has no drain, put unused strainer in junk drawer. 3. Turn on water source such as shower faucet or garden hose to desired temperature. If utilizing out of town neighbor’s koi pond, recommend removing koi first. 4. Disrobe and get in bathing vessel and bathe as normal. Using your feet, gently massage psghetti with toes while bathing until your hunger level has intersected the desired tenderness of the psghetti or you are done bathing, whichever comes first. 5. Lift strainer from drain and pour contents into retained packaging. If not using strainer, grab psghetti with hand and place into package. 6. Open sachet of sauce and pour over psghetti. Stir with appendage to combine. 7. Enjoy! Chef Tracy recommends garnishing with shredded motel bar soap to bring out the “Ooooh Mommy” flavor.
